You Wouldn't Steal a Font
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Straight from the VHS-era vault of moral panic and pixelated drama comes this ironic tribute to 90s anti-piracy PSAs.
Inspired by the infamous "You wouldn’t steal a car..." ad, this shirt flips the script with a jab at the very campaign that preached copyright righteousness—because it turns out, they stole the font. Yes, really.
Printed on a classic black tee with that crunchy bootleg static vibe, this design is for the designers, the typographers, and anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at a poorly kerned warning screen.
100% cotton. 100% legally acquired fonts (we promise).
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Inspired by the infamous "You wouldn’t steal a car..." ad, this shirt flips the script with a jab at the very campaign that preached copyright righteousness—because it turns out, they stole the font. Yes, really.
Printed on a classic black tee with that crunchy bootleg static vibe, this design is for the designers, the typographers, and anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at a poorly kerned warning screen.
100% cotton. 100% legally acquired fonts (we promise).
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Straight from the VHS-era vault of moral panic and pixelated drama comes this ironic tribute to 90s anti-piracy PSAs.
Inspired by the infamous "You wouldn’t steal a car..." ad, this shirt flips the script with a jab at the very campaign that preached copyright righteousness—because it turns out, they stole the font. Yes, really.
Printed on a classic black tee with that crunchy bootleg static vibe, this design is for the designers, the typographers, and anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at a poorly kerned warning screen.
100% cotton. 100% legally acquired fonts (we promise).
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Inspired by the infamous "You wouldn’t steal a car..." ad, this shirt flips the script with a jab at the very campaign that preached copyright righteousness—because it turns out, they stole the font. Yes, really.
Printed on a classic black tee with that crunchy bootleg static vibe, this design is for the designers, the typographers, and anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at a poorly kerned warning screen.
100% cotton. 100% legally acquired fonts (we promise).
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Straight from the VHS-era vault of moral panic and pixelated drama comes this ironic tribute to 90s anti-piracy PSAs.
Inspired by the infamous "You wouldn’t steal a car..." ad, this shirt flips the script with a jab at the very campaign that preached copyright righteousness—because it turns out, they stole the font. Yes, really.
Printed on a classic black tee with that crunchy bootleg static vibe, this design is for the designers, the typographers, and anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at a poorly kerned warning screen.
100% cotton. 100% legally acquired fonts (we promise).
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Inspired by the infamous "You wouldn’t steal a car..." ad, this shirt flips the script with a jab at the very campaign that preached copyright righteousness—because it turns out, they stole the font. Yes, really.
Printed on a classic black tee with that crunchy bootleg static vibe, this design is for the designers, the typographers, and anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at a poorly kerned warning screen.
100% cotton. 100% legally acquired fonts (we promise).
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!