You Wouldn't Steal a Font

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Straight from the VHS-era vault of moral panic and pixelated drama comes this ironic tribute to 90s anti-piracy PSAs.

Inspired by the infamous "You wouldn’t steal a car..." ad, this shirt flips the script with a jab at the very campaign that preached copyright righteousness—because it turns out, they stole the font. Yes, really.

Printed on a classic black tee with that crunchy bootleg static vibe, this design is for the designers, the typographers, and anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at a poorly kerned warning screen.

100% cotton. 100% legally acquired fonts (we promise).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Straight from the VHS-era vault of moral panic and pixelated drama comes this ironic tribute to 90s anti-piracy PSAs.

Inspired by the infamous "You wouldn’t steal a car..." ad, this shirt flips the script with a jab at the very campaign that preached copyright righteousness—because it turns out, they stole the font. Yes, really.

Printed on a classic black tee with that crunchy bootleg static vibe, this design is for the designers, the typographers, and anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at a poorly kerned warning screen.

100% cotton. 100% legally acquired fonts (we promise).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!