Dream big and dress ironically with this blue tank that screams "Fort McMurray: where the palm trees sway and the beaches glisten!" (Spoiler: they don’t, but nobody else has to know.) Featuring a tropical palm tree design, this shirt is perfect for confusing strangers into thinking your snowy hometown is a hidden Caribbean gem. Made with super-soft cotton, it’s the ultimate conversation starter—or getaway plan decoy. Wear it, and let Fort McMurray be the hottest destination no one saw coming.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Dream big and dress ironically with this blue tank that screams "Fort McMurray: where the palm trees sway and the beaches glisten!" (Spoiler: they don’t, but nobody else has to know.) Featuring a tropical palm tree design, this shirt is perfect for confusing strangers into thinking your snowy hometown is a hidden Caribbean gem. Made with super-soft cotton, it’s the ultimate conversation starter—or getaway plan decoy. Wear it, and let Fort McMurray be the hottest destination no one saw coming.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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