Fort McGetaway

from $27.00
Dream big and dress ironically with this pink tee that screams "Fort McMurray: where the palm trees sway and the beaches glisten!" (Spoiler: they don’t, but nobody else has to know.) Featuring a tropical palm tree design, this shirt is perfect for confusing strangers into thinking your snowy hometown is a hidden Caribbean gem. Made with super-soft cotton, it’s the ultimate conversation starter—or getaway plan decoy. Wear it, and let Fort McMurray be the hottest destination no one saw coming.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Dream big and dress ironically with this pink tee that screams "Fort McMurray: where the palm trees sway and the beaches glisten!" (Spoiler: they don’t, but nobody else has to know.) Featuring a tropical palm tree design, this shirt is perfect for confusing strangers into thinking your snowy hometown is a hidden Caribbean gem. Made with super-soft cotton, it’s the ultimate conversation starter—or getaway plan decoy. Wear it, and let Fort McMurray be the hottest destination no one saw coming.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!